The Hard-Core Escapist's Fantasy Manual
154321There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate a bureaucracy, build an organization, raise money, create a database, buy a house, love a child, spot a scam, talk someone out of suicide, or figure out what was important to me. Not knowing how to do these things is what messes people up in life, not whether they know algebra or can analyze literature.
William Upski Wimsatt (via radicalginger)
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why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
TOTALLY SPIES DOMINATE
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
MIND IS BLOWN
Holy shit
(via ava-dakedavra)
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
(via slumreligionandcocacola)
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
cats that actually say meow
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walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
(via moniquill)
I want your love And I want your revenge
I have no regrets making this
tHANKS A LOT I WAS DRINKING MILK AND SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER MY FUCKING COMPUTER FUCJ
Wow. Speechless. Traumatized.
(via embrace-the-weird)
setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
Skeleton of teenage girl confirms cannibalism at Jamestown colony
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/skeleton-of-teenage-girl-confirms-cannibalism-at-jamestown-colony/2013/05/01/5af5b474-b1dc-11e2-9a98-4be1688d7d84_story.html#
‘MERICAS FOUNDING FATHERS Y’ALL
wut
Happy White History Month!
awww and they called all the indigenous people cannibals instead?
que bellos!
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